Just in case you had any questions that I could answer before you even thought about asking.
What’s your return policy?
What are you trying to return? The new information your brain knows about me? No deal, keep it. Actually just pass it on to the next person.
How can I get a hold of Me(you)? wait… me???
Social Media, Email, Carrier Pigeon. Whatever you want, I am around. If you are here, you can find me.
What are the best socks?
Ones that are dry. Wet socks are awful.